Please, enjoy this gallery of happy Halloween hijinx...
if you dare!
|I can hardly stand seeing this pic. Guess|
I just don't have the stomach for it...
|What you can't see here is the small print|
which reads, "Butcher knife sold separately."
|Alright. As far as I'm concerned, these pumpkins|
are sooo hideous that they're actually "cutting edge!"
|Holy crap! If these kids were walking down|
MY street, I'd find me a baseball bat QUICK!
|Nothing funny, here. I just like the soft|
candlelight from the jack-o-lantern. Plus,
I think she's a pretty lady.
|...And then eat ALL of their candy|
once they've gone to bed!
Happy Halloween! And remember, don't open your front door if the Trick 'r Treaters are so tall you can see their eyes through the peep hole!